Thursday, May 19, 2016
Something Else in Mind
How would you describe your relationship with Jerry?
My relationship with Jerry is... he comes over late at night after the kids are in bed and leaves before they wake up in the morning. It's fantastic.
But you're married?
But he's away on business.
And he's okay with your arrangement?
He doesn't know about it.
How do you think he'd feel if he did know?
Maybe he wouldn't go on so many business trips. Besides, it's not like he isn't getting any action when he's gone.
Do you know that for a fact?
Technically no, but come on. It's what I'd do.
How did you become such a big James Dean fan?
I wouldn't say I'm a big fan, but... okay, yeah, I'm kind of a dork for him even though he died way before I was born. Is that weird? I don't think that's weird. Anyway, I like the movies he made and obviously he's hot. Plus he died just around the corner from here.
And that adds to the appeal?
Not exactly. It just makes his presence more real. Does that make sense?
Not exactly, but that's fine. What about your hair?
What about it?
Would you describe it as more auburn or chestnut?
How would you describe it?
Are you flirting with me?
Maybe. Would you like that?
Good to know. Anyway, I've heard my hair described as both. I guess I'd go with chestnut, but I'm happy with whatever makes you happy.
I'm glad to hear it. How many more questions do we have?
Good, because we could be doing more interesting things, if you know what I mean.
Where is your husband right now?
Is this part of the interview or did you have something else in mind?